Hairy vs. Blue Jay

As the Blue Jay landed on the branch with a screeching halt, Hairy exclaimed,

"Krafts better fill this up! We're almost out of suet!"

Blue Jay stared at the suet and thought, "Hairy is right! There won't be enough for me."

"Might makes right," the Blue Jay announced.

Hairy pondered this turn of events, but all he could come up with was,

"Life ain't fair!"